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bjorn borg is swede. goran ivanisevic is yugoslav. i am 67% sure that bjorn had read, heard or saw The Millenium series by stieg larsson at one time or another. goran on the other hand has 11% probability he has touched a crime fiction in his life (this is an assumption). i am 50.3% betting though that he has heard about james bond. if my guesses are correct, i probably have 0.38% chance of meeting bjorn because we both adore lisbeth fucking salander.