Saturday, February 18, 2012

make me happy on my birthday

Dear anonymous readers of my blog,

In honor of my upcoming birthday, i am pleased to announce that i am now available to receive gifts (money, material or uncategorized).

You do not know me but your generosity will go a long way to the epicurean and spiritual satisfaction of my well being.

As my thank you, i will make sure that i remember you during my walk in the beach, sing your name in the shower, imagine you are reading with me in the library and send positive thoughts wherever you are.

The Birthday Celebrant,

If you can be stupid and shameless for one day, it has to be your birthday. Right? This is mine. Hahahahaha

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