Sunday, April 15, 2012

i get points for being a martyr

because of a recent dental appointment, i am at an 8 pain scale right now. i probably would have passed out on the dental chair if i don't have a 9 tolerance level on root canal. i am bloody relieved and pissed at the same time but what can i do. i am drugged by pain relievers and antibiotics but i am happy that i still have a 2 of my wits to blog.
here is something i wrote a while back and was recently published. pain in writing is a different kind of weightbearing. it is mental and exhaustive and involves a tremendous amount of patience. i am probably chemically imbalanced too at the time of writing because the neurons and senses are in a jazzy-kind-of-mix-up.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

i typed this post using my right and left index fingers only

bjorn borg is swede. goran ivanisevic is yugoslav. i am 67% sure that bjorn had read, heard or saw The Millenium series by stieg larsson at one time or another. goran on the other hand has 11% probability he has touched a crime fiction in his life (this is an assumption). i am 50.3% betting though that he has heard about james bond. if my guesses are correct, i probably have 0.38% chance of meeting bjorn because we both adore lisbeth fucking salander.